the year 2025
child: mommy, what did you do when you were a teenager?
me: i was in a fanbase.
child: what is a fa-...
me: YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND OKAY. NEVER. THE POWER THAT WE HAD WAS INDESCRIBABLE. I WOULD GO HOME EVERYDAY AND FANGIRL OVER ALL THE PERFECTION HE HELD. I WOULD READ FANFICTIONS INSTEAD OF DOING MY HOMEWORK, AND I WOULD CRY ON A DAILY BASES BECAUSE THE LOVE I HAD FOR HIM WAS TOO MUCH. HIS EVERYTHING WAS SO FLAWFREE I CAN STILL FEEL IT IN MY VEINS JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL.
me:
child:
god:
jesus:
elvis:
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me: want some more broccoli?
